Both Sides

Was driving home from the gym when I got behind a car with three antagonistic bumper stickers. The first mentioned a Hillary Bucket but I couldn't make out the wording. After some Googling, I'm guessing it said “Contains two small breasts, two large thighs, and a bucket of left wings!” The second one had some faded images but the text was still clear: “Hillary Clinton: Outsourcing Blow Jobs Since 1995.” The final one in the middle read was:


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It made me laugh so I accelerated around the car then slowed down so they could read mine:


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