Germany To Ban Scientology

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Germany To Ban Scientology

Germany’s interior minister called the Church of Scientology "an unconstitutional organization" and said the nation is seeking to ban the group. What do you think?

Alicia Klaffky, Wedding Cake Designer "I hope the Germans can gird themselves to live in a world without Kirstie Alley."

Marcus Washington, Mortician "He sounds angry. Perhaps he'd like to meet with some nice friends of mine and explain his feelings while being hooked up to a fake machine."

Ted Berg, Systems Analyst "This is, without question, the worst instance of religious persecution Germany has ever authorized."

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Newest

My team mate's second son was delivered a little over two hours ago: “Our baby was born @ 7:25am. Mom & baby are doing fine. The baby is 6lb 4.75 oz and 19 plus inches.” So happy for him yet the tears are both happy and sad. I want one, dammit.

Boredom is Bad

Was trying to get pictures before and after my haircut to see if there was anything I could do when Hip Hop Hooray came on XMradio. For whatever reason I switched to movie mode. I really don't care for MySpace but for some reason I decided to upload it. I suppose it's an attention thing. It's really embarrassing but it's another way to keep me out of my shell.

It's Back

I had forgotten this, but when I'm over-happy or in love, I sing. Often there's a song in my head but this is out loud. And usually without realizing it until I get looks. Currently I'm randomly belting out Seal's Amazing and James Blunt's You're Beautiful. Wonder why? *snicker*

Fine, You Can't Have My Blood Then

From: Kelly 
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 1:44 PM
To: All Users
Subject: **Reminder** Blood Drive Thursday, December 13th 2007

The Memorial Blood Center will be here one week from today. There are still openings available. If you have any questions or have any issues signing up, please let me know. You may either email me or call me at ext. xxxx.

Thank You

Karen

From: Sean 
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:13 PM
To: Karen
Subject: FW: **Reminder** Blood Drive Thursday, December 13th 2007

Back in Utah I never signed up because my MSM status made them auto-reject me. Has that changed? Or is it different out here in Minnesota?

Sean
Senior Software Engineer

From: Karen 
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:21 PM
To: Sean
Subject: RE: **Reminder** Blood Drive Thursday, December 13th 2007

Hi Sean,

I feel stupid

I’m not familiar with this acronym.

Karen

From: Sean 
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:23 PM
To: Karen
Subject: RE: **Reminder** Blood Drive Thursday, December 13th 2007

Heh. Don't feel stupid, it's a euphanism. MSM = Men who have Sex with Men. =)

Sean
Senior Software Engineer

From: Karen 
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:24 PM
To: Sean
Subject: RE: **Reminder** Blood Drive Thursday, December 13th 2007

Ding, Light bulb is on. :) However this is still an auto-reject.

Thanks for checking.

Karen

Groove

I really don't use my XM-Radio much but sometimes it seriously kicks ass. Their DJ Armando guy is really tearing it up right now on Channel 81. Must find track list.

EDIT: Mmmm! Chris Cox in ten minutes!

Iran Gave Up Nuke Program In 2003

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Iran Gave Up Nuke Program In 2003

A new assessment by American intelligence agencies stated that Iran halted their nuclear weapons program four years ago. What do you think?

Jeff Hestetune, Septic Tank Installer "This is worse than I thought! They're only four years away from being 16 years away from an atomic bomb!"

Alex Burnstead, Arborist "This marks significant progress. Instead of finding out later, we know right now how wrong we'll be to invade a Middle Eastern nation."

Brianna Kupperman, Process Server "Hold on. Then who exactly can I count on to blow up the world in a not-yet-determined amount of time?"

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