I Work Here

My coworkers are great. When I went up to Duluth with John they had this bucket of Frozen Cosmo bliss that I have been unable to find around here. This morning Theo brought over a “Black Cat” bucket that he found over the weekend. Just have to add Vodka and mixer. It's going to be so good but I'll have to clear out some pesky food out of the freezer.

Every hour I sneak in a four-part set with the little 8lb weights I keep under the desk. Since our cubicles don't have high walls it must look entertaining. Just had the following IM:

Jeff: Sean Simmons
Sean: With less hair... Sweating Like An Oldie!
Jeff: as a gay man, would you consider him gay?
Jeff: or is it an act?
Sean: I'm pretty much afraid of him, so I try not to think about it.

Gave us both a laugh. Moments like this remind me how fortunate I am.

Impending Doom

Really been enjoying all the attention the LHC has received. Coworker sent me a link to hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com yesterday then my boss sent me one of web cam doom today. One of my favorites is still a petition I found online, though I'm not sure what the first words were officially.

I'm still hoping for a black hole. Or Duke Nukem aliens, at the very least.

Dammit

Was a little distracted walking in the garage this morning when I noticed a license plate that started with “VJJ” and I snickered to myself, thinking, “That loser has a Va-jay-jay on their license. What a vagine.” Then I realized it was my car. *sigh*