Friday, November 16, 2007

The Culmination of Poor Oral Hygiene

First orthodontic appointment was this morning. I got the saucy hygienist Lisa. Ended up calling her a bitch and she warned me that, having a number of older brothers, she knows how to take down guys when she has to. At least that part is fun. When she finished, I asked, “Just you? I don't get to have the Doctor inside me this morning?” She giggled and said, “No, but next time you get him for two hours. Lonnnng time.” So I purred. *snicker*

Anyway. Have spacers around four upper teeth. Have to brush lightly there and no flossing. Stupid little plastic thingies that my tongue can't stop feeling every other second. Suppose I should enjoy this while it lasts since in two weeks it's going to be much worse.

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