Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Britney Loses Custody Of Children

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Britney Loses Custody Of Children


A judge ruled Monday that Britney Spears must surrender custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline because of her alleged substance abuse. What do you think?








Tessa Stokler,
Taxidermist
"Isn't there another relative or perhaps a perfect stranger the kids could live with?"


Sam Adkins,
Systems Analyst
"God, I hope there's some high-stakes poker game Federline could lose."


Chuck Strange,
Clothing Inspector
"At least now she'll have time to do more drugs and have more kids."


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