Coastal

Finished up tanning and noticed a sign saying they were hiring. Went up to front to find the two chicks folding towels. After they wished me a good day I stopped and said, “I noticed that you're hiring. Is there anyway we could get a surfer boy in here?” They both stopped folding at the same time to give me a “deer in headlights” look so I continued. “Well, you ladies are great and all, but wouldn't it be nice to get a little Tan Man action in here?” Now they were laughing and agreeing with me.