Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Faster, Harder, Scarier and All-knowing

Without a doubt, this is some of the best news I will hear all year: The Onion News Network is online! The premier was brilliant, with ticker news and everything. Theo walked up when I was on Condi Rice to find me in tears and unable to breathe. Nothing amuses me like the flawless amalgamation of impropriety and incisive satire.

Truly. I will never read again.

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