Monday, January 28, 2008

Economic Stimulus Package On Its Way

Monday, January 28, 2008

Economic Stimulus Package On Its Way

Congress agreed on an economic stimulus package that would give individual taxpayers a rebate of up to $600. What do you think?





Tom Nagle,
Systems Analyst
"Perfect. That should cover my moving costs to Toronto."


Julia Wilding,
Parole Officer
"I wish that once in a while, Congress would give me a tax rebate not to boost their economy, but because they love me."


Neville Head,
Dog Trainer
"I hope buying $600 worth of waffles helps the economy, because that's what I'm going to do."


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